Tuesday, April 7, 2009

You want gravy on that shoe?

Took another trip back to the big city today..Killed a good amount of the day and had a nice lunch with friends and saw my trusty hair cutter. Not sure if he knows I'm unemployed because I keep showing up and I never made an announcement. The Russian manicurist there always jokes with me asking when I'm ready for a pedicure. I'm used to being ready for that exchange - I always have some good foot humor ready. My feet are a whole other story which will be dealt with in the future..

So as the foot exchange started up, the manicurist pointed to my feet and handed me a paper towel (as I was getting my hair cut) and asked this "what is that on your shoe?"...I looked down and realized that part of my lunch found its way to my shoe tip. Yes, I had a glob of mashed potato on my foot/shoe. A tribute to my eating skills (hold the applause). I realized right away what it was and told her I was doing my favorite dance before I got there.. OK, I don't think the mashed potato DANCE joke was as obvious as I thought it might be.. I did get a polite laugh.. I guess I better schedule that pedicure for the next trip...will give me time to explain..

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